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It’s Halloween time, and that means getting dressed up in some crazy outfit and going out trick-or-treating or maybe to a Halloween party…

…Or, if you’re like me, maybe Halloween means just sitting at home in the dark, eating the big bowl of fun-sized candy bars you’re supposed to be handing out to children.

Either way, to celebrate Halloween properly you’ll need to find the right costume. So I scoured the web for some actual Halloween costume ideas – some offensive, most just plain dumb (C’mon dude – an outhouse? Really?) – that you may want to avoid this year: